Sunday, October 22, 2006

Classified Ads

My name is Abby. I am a S/B&W/F ISO a baby to call my own. I am a rescue dog who is approximately 7 years old. I came into this family in 2000 not expecting to wait this long for a baby – I love kids! My hobbies include: bird-watching, napping, running & light housekeeping. Well, at least I would clean under your high chair. I would also be counted on to sufficiently wash your hands & face for you. I should probably tell you that I may not be a purebred, but the love I could provide to you would be unlike any other. I am a caretaker & will watch over you. I hate to admit it, but I tend to be a bit snobbish when it comes to playing with other dogs, especially June.

Hey! I’m June and I, I, I, well, I suffer from D.A.D.H.D. (Doggie Attention Deficit Hyper-Activity Disorder). I am however, as snuggly and cuddly as I am rowdy. I am about three or so, a rescue dog brought to MN from IN. I am proud to say that I am a purebred English Coonhound, but not proud to say that the experts say that I can’t be trusted alone. (I would NEVER chew a couch!!) I am a S/Sp/F ISO of a baby who will share her stuffed toys with me. My hobbies include stealing stuffed animals (oh, I already mentioned that), critter-spotting, rough-housing with Abby & pretending that I am a lap-dog. I also love to sleep if mommy or daddy can get me to “settle the kettle”.

Hello. My name is Ezra & I am about 16 or 17. I found my owners on a cold Valentine’s Day right after they got married. My future mom “accidentally” left the door open for me & when the landlord said keep it or I will call animal control, my future dad ran right out to get me food &, well, you know, a box. It was rough at first -- I had been homeless (I pride myself on being dignified, so I shall refrain from further details.) Anyhoo, in February, I will celebrate my 15 year anniversary with the Sheltons. I am a S/O/MT ISO a baby who will not take my spot on the couch. I will kindly tolerate tail-pulling, fur-pulling, & the baby version of petting, but don’t take my spot on the couch.

What!?! Fine! I’m Nika. I am the only four legged beast in this house who isn’t a *yawn* rescue animal. I was adopted as a kitten in 1993 & have wreaked havoc on this family ever since. Don’t tell them I told you, but I am the homeowner, not them! I have used most of my nine lives already, so bring on whatever you want cuz I can take it. I have a history with ant poison but have been clean and sober for over 10 years. I was hit by a car as a kid so only pet me on my head or I will yell at you. I am a S/B/FT ISO a baby who won’t tell the humans that I really do like kids – I have a reputation to uphold! Sssshhhh!

HALLLOOOOO! I am Geoffrey Michael Shelton and I am so very beauuuuuuuuuuutiful aren’t I? I am looking at my favorite birdie in the mirror in this picture, ME! Aren’t I gorgeous? My likes are listening to music, singing & I love to whistle. I am a S/G/MC ISO a baby that won’t stick her fingers in my cage. I love faces, but it is the fingers that scare me!! My human is the only one who takes me out & she makes sure that all those four legged creatures are tucked away first! You see, I don’t like anyone but myself. I can’t help it. It is just the way that I am.

Hi, I am a rescue bird named Kiwi. My human bought me & my late brother at a garage sale (humiliating!) Unfortunately, my brother Periwinkle and I did not get along and he is no longer with us. While foul play was considered, there was no concrete evidence (heh, heh, heh). All the other critters in this house have human names, but they decided not to change our names when the got us. I like my name. I am very shy and won’t come out of my cage and I don’t like the furry critters who live here, just Geoffrey, who I sing with in the mornings. I don’t have much else to say except I like to swing on my swing and I like to eat and sleep.

ISO - In search of

S - Single
F - Female
M - Male
Sp - Spotted
T - Tabby
B & W - Black and white
O - Orange

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